I really hate this way of thinking: “‘girl: I wanna fall in love … but not with you’ haha women amirite?”.
Sonny, just because a woman is looking forward to falling in love as soon as possible it doesn’t mean her standards are suddenly obliterated. So no, Bronison N.G. McFedora, this is not your cue, fuck off.
‘Well,’ said Vimes, ‘that’s a lot of—’
‘Don’t you dare, Sam!’ his wife warned and Vimes finished lamely, ‘… invitations?’”
Things have come to an end, see,” said Granny. That’s how it works when you turn the world into stories. You should never have done that. You shouldn’t turn the world into stories. You shouldn’t treat people like they was characters, like they was things. But if you do, then you’ve got to know when the story ends.”
"You’ve got to put on your red-hot shoes and dance the night away?" said Lily.
"Somethin’ like that, yes"
"While everybody else lives happily ever after?"
"I don’t know about that," said Granny. "That’s up to them. What I’m sayin’ is, you’re not allowed to go around one more time. You’ve lost.”